“Legally smart”

“Legally smart” … as I sit with my pink nails and type …

A play on words with the movie “legally blonde”  

My dad wanted all three of his children to become doctors my brothers were obedient to the “call” and became such me I was never obedient. So dad threw out the possibility of going to “law school” I was not interested in that “call” either. I was not even interested in the call to stay in college. I did threaten my brothers though that I would one day go to law school so I could sue them for mal practice for all the times they pissed me off growing up.

I was having too much fun in field studies to stay in a classroom; I was learning lessons in the streets in New York City Clubs on beaches, private yachts, modeling and movie sets… My worldly resume is impressive given many awards from Tiffany’s, private fur vaults, dinners at the Four Seasons, The windows on the world (World Trade Center), tea at the Plaza and the Russian Tea Room, Hanson cabs rides in Central Park… Trips to the islands to name just a few perks of “my world”…

My world started to vanish when I “learned” things did not offer substance and I understood the chase was greater then the capture. That “happy” was not at the end of the rainbow but on the journey. Everything became “boring” to me… Since formal education was not my thing, although I am not hostile to it just to the people who hide behind it and believe themselves to be better because of it. Oh how I hate framed minds small “educated” frame minds locked into their field of study or their personal preference. So compartmentalized they are that they do not see, the “elephant in the room”, they are content to just feel its ass… and hence become one to me…..

Let me explain…

In most things… in high levels of governments people work within divisions, within their “specialty” such as the State Department (for example)… you have your Middle East specialists, your Eastern European specialist, your Asian specialists, yet you do not have a “universal specialist” someone who has the “facts” on them all… No data is collected and lumped together each “specialist” is so myopic and so compartmentalized that their “world” is within their “expertise or division”… They just see and analyze a piece of the elephant in the room they do not view the entire creature.

Such is true with religion they are so compartmentalized with their concept their human concept of God and they are just “seeing” their preference their human thoughts on God.

No one is clean, no one is in totality of God if they were they would be perfected and we are not… Yet we are not by our education, but by design…

I have danced with many a scholar in regards to the church over my lifetime. My favorite partners were the ones who thought and think, the game is over and all are saved. The church really does not push this thought for if they did, they would place themselves on the unemployment line no need for them, if we are all saved. They have to keep the people “in need” of them in order to survive.

In the past I was very resistant to a woman called Theresa of Avila now I see this woman really kicked some church ass she ripped into devotionals and people being stuck in lower castles of spirituality because of them. I do not think she went far enough there is a Mansion higher than that which she spoke, it is called “dad’s house” and we as his children, belong there… all, the “kids” do the good, the bad and all those marginal ones… and there they all will be one day without exception…

There is no hell in the afterlife nor purgatory (we are living it now, man putting man through hell, by judging them and showing them no mercy) … Jesus Christ is not impotent but wait the church does believe this, to them Jesus was physically impotent never used his “Johnson” so why shouldn’t they take the leap that he is also spiritually impotent… 

That his workings of the Cross were not  “total and complete salvation for all”… Hence you have to pay with pain and suffering (they teach Jesus did not do enough of that on the Cross so you must also)   

The church believes, they need to be Jesus Christ’s little “blue pill” that will afford him the capacity to get it on with his people and reach climax with them…

 To reach “ecstasy” … now I need to play on words a bit… “Ecstasy”… in the church for the most part this is a term reserved for the clergy and religious as in being saints or saintly who have the capacity to be in “ecstasy” with the risen Lord.  

I think Jesus Christ, is getting “it on” with sinners to I think they really turn him on he is into “bad”, that he actually thirsts for them cannot get enough of them… I actually think Jesus Christ goes clubbing hangs out at bars, frequents whore houses, picks up prostitutes and brings them home with him. 

But the ugly play on the word “ecstasy” is the date rape drug used by some loser who cannot get someone on their own so they drug them into submission… I see this in allegory with some points of religions; they use a “date rape” drug on the masses to force them into submission and to get them to make love with them. 

Instead of just introducing them to the lover himself, Jesus Christ then they would gladly make love to him, if they knew who he really was the “inventor” of love. The church is horning in on Jesus Christ’s love/lover and trying to make it their own…

Here is what I think… one day… the big guy himself… is going to come back and see what has happened to his love… that she has been given a “date rape” drug by the church… and abused … he is going to take the “culprit” of this dirty deed into the alley and defend his love himself and kick some “cosmic ass”… 

It is not like this will be an unprecedented event for him; he did this with the Pharaoh and the Egyptian first born, the guys in the desert for 40 years especially the ones who made that golden calf(he really hates those idols things, Theresa of Avila said the same thing in her writings with calling such a “lower form, an address a soul should not want to be living in”) …

 And hey who can forget the table turning in the Temple greed pisses the big guy off as well… money changing in his father’s house, a big time flash point for him… Every time I see a collect basket at Mass I think of this especially when it is passed around for the third collection... Topped only by those who stand at the pulpit and attempt to fleece the laity for more money... Even my little Chapel in the woods has posters now hanging in it to give more money… It is called an annual “appeal”… the have many such annual appeals, hell they have daily ones as well...

But the ultimate, Jesus Christ can kick ass moment was the Cross… he kicked ass big time there to claim his love… And now she is being play with and drugged… Dam!!!! I do not want to be anywhere near that alley when he takes on the offender… Dang… at that moment time will change forever; the freak’n earth will turn on its axis’ …. There will be freak’n signs and wonders surrounding it...