Lock your bedroom door at the seminary
FYI if you are a straight seminarian keep your bedroom door
locked (note: if you are in my diocese and are “straight” you probably did not
even make it into the seminary)
And how to avoid a
bullet to the head ….
When my progeny were in college, I would send them “care
packages”, filled with special treats and things I knew they needed at college …
so moms, with sons who are seminarians … send them a care package with a lock
for their bedroom door and maybe place a “ring video doorbell” on it as well, so you
can remotely view/ live stream who is going into your son’s bedroom at night ….
Why… look … it is good old Father so and so, who teaches your son “ethics and
cannon law” at the seminary ….
And hey if your family member is a priest or seminarian who
seeks to do “the right thing” and be a “whistle-blower” on what is really happening in the Church … send your loved one
a “bullet proof vest” and SWAT gear… also place a hidden camera on them … after
all they just might want to “commit suicide” 3 days before they give testimony
to wrong doings within the Church … kind of like Jeffrey Epstein “hanging himself”
… remember Jeffery Epstein is like Christmas
lights … they both do not hang themselves ….
